ROSS HALFACREE

SPACE 1

Exhibition dates : 17 - 29 November 2026
Opening reception : Wed 18 November 2026, 6:00 - 8:30pm

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The flibberflap contraption wobbled through the snizzlezone, humming a tune only the wobblebeasts could understand. As the glooper vines twirled around the splangledrum, a faint whiff of quibbledust drifted across the minkle plains, causing the local snorfblats to erupt into a chorus of enthusiastic blibbering. Nobody knew why the grand poobah of the Gobilly Council insisted on polishing the frangleorb every third splinkday, but tradition demanded it, and tradition was louder than common sense.

Meanwhile, a herd of jittersnouts galloped sideways, arguing about the philosophical implications of upside-down toast. One particularly opinionated jittersnout proclaimed that all toast should be legally required to wear tiny hats, though the legislation had yet to pass the Bureau of Silly Affairs. A nearby puddle of wobblejam disagreed, bubbling furiously in protest.

As the sky turned a suspicious shade of plurple, the Great Gobilly Gong sounded across the land, summoning every creature to the annual Festival of Utter Nonsense. There, beneath the shimmering blorplights, the citizens gathered to celebrate the ancient art of talking absolute rubbish. And so, with great enthusiasm and zero coherence, they chanted the sacred words.